140novel
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140novel is a group novel being written by Tom Merritt, Molly Wood, Jason Howell and special guest Leo Leporte 140 characters at a time on twitter. It started on Episode 645.
[edit] The Novel
Note: This only displays the last 20 lines, oldest on top. For the full novel, please see the 140novel Twitter page
- 140novel: He knew he had to go see Barbara if he was ever going to get to the bottom of this. #t
- 140novel: He turned his back on the urn, ignored the voices, and headed for the door. If only he could catch her before the eggs hatched. #L
- 140novel: Barbara peered down into the glass. Her hand shook as she maneuvered the eyedropper above the first egg and released 2 drops of Manna.
- 140novel: She had to be careful not to overdose, or the eggs would hatch prematurely. Roddy would kill her if she ruined this batch too. #t
- 140novel: Two soft scratches came from inside one of the eggs. "Oh, drats. I knew it." But then, silence. Barbara leaned in to be absolutely sure.
- 140novel: A reflection in the glass caught her eye. Someone had entered the room and was coming at her. She turned quickly with a high kick. #t
- 140novel: The patent leather toe of her boot came to a halt a millimeter below Roddy's right ear. For a moment neither moved. Then both of them ... #L
- 140novel: exploded into laughter. "Dammit, Roddy," Barbara said. "When are you going to learn to knock?" Roddy grabbed her in a bear hug. "When you #m
- 140novel: learn how to kick all the way through, sweetheart. Actually, I could use a good kick to the head today." Barbara laughed again, but Roddy #m
- 140novel: was already looking past her at the gently rocking egg in the incubator. For a moment, he forgot his buzzing head. "BARBARA!" #m
- 140novel: As they both looked on in horror, a hairline crack appeared in the egg. Barbara moved toward it. "NO!" screamed Roddy, "We've got to-" #t
- 140novel: keep them from hatching, they still have a half-hour to incubate. Quick, get me an oven mitt and a turkey baster. Roddy look bewildered. #L
- 140novel: "Don't just stand there, moron!" Barbara shrieked. "Move!" Roddy moved, snatching the baster and mitt from the kitchen table. #m
- 140novel: But just as he reached toward the teetering eggs with the dropper full of manna, a tiny hoof cracked through the fragile shell. "Dammit," #m
- 140novel: Roddy," Barbara murmered. "I'm so sorry. They'll be worthless now." Barbara and Roddy had been raising Peeps together for almost three #m
- 140novel: years now. A genetically engineered species, the tiny, feathered, piglike creatures were adept at sniffing out nanovirii. But if they #m
- 140novel: hatched too soon, their delicate olfactory networks didn't sufficiently develop, and they couldn't scent their way out of their own eggs. #m
- 140novel: Blind (since they lacked eyes and used only their outsize snouts to navigate), this litter would probably die within hours. #m
- 140novel: Meanwhile at Centauri station, Jackson sighed in exasperation at the smuggler's lies.
- 140novel: The End (Fin)
